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Sunday, May 3, 2009

BODA BODA SENTIMENTS

Boda Bodas are a real pain in my backside-quite literally
These miniature monsters are ridden with no regard for the passengers’ like myself who haven’t got a humongous bum (like women from a certain part of the country) to cushion the many pot holes; by the time the ride is through, am normally stretching and checking whether all my faculties are intact as per prior to the ride…

Many people complain that boda bodas are too fast n reckless, but I think such people only complain coz they are jealousy of the nimbleness with which they cut through the traffic like a knife through butter. Imagine seated in an obscene traffic jam in kla’s heat without air-con for an hour,and this fellow flashes past u, dodging every car and fly in his way with the agility of the wind, reaches his destination 5kms away n flashes past again in, headed in the opposite direction. Yet ur car has moved only 10meters during that duration(even these 10meters are an illusion coz the sun is deep frying ur brains in ur aluminium tin and playing tricks on u)

(As a By-the-way, I love the sight of a hot chick seated on a boda boda; am not talking about the “lady” way of seating, but rather “guy” way of seating…for some reason it sends some weird signals to the wicked parts of my anatomy)

Back to the issue at hand.U can imagine my disgust one day,when I decide to beat the traffic by jumping onto a boda boda in the hope of getting to my destination quickly-plus some adrenaline rush for good measure-when the fellow refused to be reckless. Of all the bums I could have got, I chanced upon a wussy. The guy didn’t bother to wiggle round the cars, but chose to keep in line, behind them.I really wanted to to knock the stuffing out of him.
“The reason am on this cursed thing of yours is that ur meant to get me to my destination fast n furious, disregarding every traffic rule u ever learnt and the safety of your already miserable life never mind of your passenger”, I thought.
And it’s because of the unpredictability of these guys that I swear not to take another baja in my life…
..Damn got a date n am late..Ok scrap my previous statement, need to get a baja before my date cancels…later

4 comments:

lulu said...

hahahaha i hope your date dint councel

Anonymous said...

i know those stupid annoying bodas who feel that they need to be polite n wait in line! dont they know by the time u sit on one, everyone around looks at u as a lunatic!!!! so saving face is useless!

Anonymous said...

This good intellect...keep it up

eizzy.k said...

LoL,
Love to hate on them but you know you need them!